A:If you don't have a good partner, you better have a damn good hand.
*If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!
Q:What's the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
A:First honeymoon's Niagra, Second one is Viagra.
Q:What do marriage and a tornado have in common?
A:In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing, then you lose your house.
Q:What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
A:A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Q:What's the difference between lesbians and Wheat Thins?
A:One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
