What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?
A: mental block
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
A: artificial intelligence
What's the difference between Santa Clause and a smart blonde?
A: Santa's been been proven to exist in history
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> > A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They all three sit and wait for the bartender to take thier order.
> > He looks to the brunette and asks "What'll ya have?" She answers "A V.C." Bartenders asks "A V.C? What the hell is that?" Brunette replied huffily "A Vodka Collins. DUH!" Bartender looked at the redhead..."What'll ya have?" She replies "A B.M." "A B.M? what the hell is that?" "A Bloody Mary, DUH" she replied with a roll of her eyes. Finally, the bartender looked to the blonde, a little perterbed now, "And what do YOU want?" "A 15." she replied. "A 15?! What the hell is that?" She looked at him disgusted and said "A 7 and 7! DUH!"
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> > How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
> > A: one...she sits on a high stool and lets the world revolve around her.
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> > What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
> > A: you can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
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