> Blondie and Redhead were working in the office one Friday afternoon when the florist delivered a dozen long-stem red roses to Redhead. "This is just great" says Redhead. "Now I'm going to have to spend the whole weekend flat on my back with my legs up in the air." Blondie replies "Why don't you just put them in a vase?"
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> > A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They all three sit and wait for the bartender to take thier order.
> > He looks to the brunette and asks "What'll ya have?" She answers "A V.C." Bartenders asks "A V.C? What the hell is that?" Brunette replied huffily "A Vodka Collins. DUH!" Bartender looked at the redhead..."What'll ya have?" She replies "A B.M." "A B.M? what the hell is that?" "A Bloody Mary, DUH" she replied with a roll of her eyes. Finally, the bartender looked to the blonde, a little perterbed now, "And what do YOU want?" "A 15." she replied. "A 15?! What the hell is that?" She looked at him disgusted and said "A 7 and 7! DUH!"
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> > How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
> > A: one...she sits on a high stool and lets the world revolve around her.
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> > What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
> > A: you can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
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> > [bounce
