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Sex Quiz

> ADULT SEX QUIZ
>
> Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
> A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't
beat a
> blowjob.
>
> Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end
> A.) So men can be open minded.
>
> Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
> A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
>
> Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
> A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
>
> Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
> A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck
>
> Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego..
> A.) "Is it in?"
>
> Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury
Dough
Boy?
> A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
>
> Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
> A.) One of his fingers is clean.
>
> Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
> A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
>
> Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
> A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're
screwed
>
> Send This To 3 People You Know, Or You'll Have Bad Sex For The Rest
Of
Your
> Life ....
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