Macho man meets
his match
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady
and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want,
if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I
expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you. I'll go hunting,
fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any
comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand
that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're here or
not."
Later,
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