Till death do us
part ...
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of
their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting
you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting
you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At
Last.'"
Later,
