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Re: Marriage


There are many phases of lovemaking. When you first start dating there's rabbit sex (when you have sex anytime and anywhere you find a chance.) When you first marry there's bedroom sex. (when sex is reserved for your bedroom only.) And then there's hallway sex. For those who've been married a while you know what I'm talking about. For those cuddling, sweet talking, newlyweds...here's what you have to look forward to. (when you no longer have sex anywhere and everywhere...and you no longer have sex in the bedroom....but you find yourselves passing one another in the hallway with a whistful "F*** You"....THAT, my friend, is hallway sex.

> Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution, yet.
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> Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Isn't monogamy the same thing?
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Posted in reply to: Marriage by oldpole
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