> After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a
> phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called:
> SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.
>
> The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven
> that you can get sex from Aides.
>
> Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like
> Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."
>
> The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress:
> "Presidue."
>
> Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
> Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.
>
> Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a
> donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you
> a false sense of security while you are being screwed.
>
> Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton.
> All these women coming forward ,and not one is his sister!
>
> Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned,
> "Prepare to become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!"
> Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
>
