What does Hilary do with her pussy every morning?
She dresses him in a three piece suit and sends it to the oval office.
Hilary was on a routine visit to the local hospital during her rein of terror over Insurance. She walked in the door, was greeted by the head nurse and they immediately started the "grand tour". They were walking along the halls of the sexual disfunction ward, when Hilary noticed a guy getting a hand job by one of the female nursing staff. "What is going on in here?" Hilary exclaimed. The nurse looked at her calmly and replied "It's nothing really. This poor man is unable to ejaculate by himself. If this problem is not relieve, his penis will explode." "Oh...very well then. Makes sense." Hilary said. They walked a little further down the hall and passed through some double doors. Much to Hilary's surprise, in the very next room was a man receiving a blow job by a female nurse. "Ok! I can understand the first gentleman's problem and it being relieved by hand, but what in god's name is going on in HERE?" Hilary demanded. Nurse turned to look in the room and then returned her eyes to Hilary "Oh...same problem...only this one has insurance."
Just thought I'd add a couple of my faves! Thanks for humoring me!
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> After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a
> phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called:
> SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.
>
> The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven
> that you can get sex from Aides.
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> Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like
> Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."
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> The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress:
> "Presidue."
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> Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
> Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.
>
> Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a
> donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you
> a false sense of security while you are being screwed.
>
> Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton.
> All these women coming forward ,and not one is his sister!
>
> Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned,
> "Prepare to become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!"
> Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
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