Signs
Over a gynecologist's
office
1. "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
At a military hospital-door to
endoscopy:
2. "To expedite your visit, please back in"
On a Plumbers
truck:
3. "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a
local plumbing company:
4. "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber."
Pizza shop slogan:
5. "7 days without pizza makes one
weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
6. "Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
7. "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a laundry shop:
8. "How about we refund your money, send you a new
one at no charge, close the store and have the
manager shot. Would that
be satisfactory?"
At a towing company:
9. "We don't charge an arm and a
leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck:
10."Let us remove your
shorts."
In a non-smoking area:
11. "If we see smoke, we will assume you
are on
fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door:
12. "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office:
13. "If you
don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."
On a
taxidermist's window:
14. "We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's
office:
15. "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence:
16. "Salesmen
welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership:
17. "The best way
to get back on your feet
- miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
18. No appointment necessary.
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
19.
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the electric company:
20. "We
would be de-lighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don't, you
will be."
In a restaurant window:
21. "Don't stand there and be hungry .
Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home:
22.
"Drive carefully. We'll wait "
At a propane filling station:
23. "Tank
heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator
shop:
24. "Best place in town to take a leak"
And my personal favorite:
Bumpersticker:
Linemen Do It Until Their MegaHertz
Do you know of any others...??
Later,
