For those men who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage.............................
TWO YEAR DEGREE
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right. In just six mini-semesters, you too can be a real man as well as earn an MA (Male Arts) degree.
Please take a moment to look over the program outline:
FIRST YEAR
Autumn schedule:
MEN 101: Combatting Stupidity
MEN 102: You, too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do NOT Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding The Female Response To Getting In
At 3AM
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception
EAT 100: Get A Life, Learn To Cook
EAT 101: Get A Life, Learn To Cook II
ECON 001A: What's Hers Is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT TO Act Like A Butt-face When You're Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons To Give Flowers
ECON 001B: What Was Yours Is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take A Shower
SEX 103: How To Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
(Elective)
(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How Not To Act Younger Than The Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays And Anniversaries AreImportant
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*! From Your Vocabulary (Pass/FailOnly)
MEN 221: Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not
Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes Of Begging Is NOT Considered
Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays And Anniversaries Are Important
Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking With TOFU
EAT 102: Utilization Of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping And Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in Law
MEN 232: Appear To Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C: Cheaper To Keep Her
New 2-year Degree
Member #: 10325
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
70
Name:
WJ TAYLOR
Name:
Wj Taylor
Occupation:
Journeyman
Location:
Alameda, CA
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