If you put a woman on a pedestal and try
to protect
her from the rat
race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay
home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there is
never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing
bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this
is
exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you
should
get off
your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion
ahead of her, that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal
opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If
you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you
don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you thump her, it's wife
bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self defence.
If you make a decision
without consulting her, you're
a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision
without consulting you, she's
a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do
something she doesn't enjoy,
that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a
favour.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly
underwear, you're a
pervert.
If you don't, you're a fag.
If you like a woman to shave her legs
and keep in
shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If
you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a
slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're
not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on
yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's
tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it
too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone
else.
Go figure......
Later,
