DON'T ARGUE WITH CHILDREN
A little
girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said
it was
physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even
though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl
stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher
reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human;
it was physically
impossible.
The little girl said,
"When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah".
The teacher asked,
"What if Jonah went to
hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask
him."
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