Some of these are some pretty decent rules
... Enjoy.....
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1. Never give yourself a haircut after
three margaritas.
2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it
doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't,
use
the tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital
relationship "I
apologize" and "You are right."
4. Everyone seems
normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make
amends immediately. It's
easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was,
"Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too
good for him/her--believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles; ask
yourself, 'Will this matter one
year from now? How about one month? One
week? One day?'
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If
you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another
chance!
11.
Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because
of a bad or
former relationship just might mean that you need to let
go of that
relationship.
12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
13.
And finally... Be really nice to your friends. You never know
when you are
going to need them to empty your bedpan.
Later,
SD
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