This reminds my of my X-wife......
A woman accompanied her husband to the
doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his
office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe
disease, combined
with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
husband will surely die:
"Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be
pleasant and make sure he's in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nutritious
meal he can take to work.
And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for
him. Don't burden him
with chores, as this could further his stress.
Don't discuss your problems with him it will only make him stress worse.
Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him
plenty of back rubs.
Encourage him to watch some type of sporting event
on T.V.
And most importantly make love with your husband several times a
week and
satisfy his every whim.
"If you can do this for 10 months to a
year, I think your husband will
regain his health completely."
On the
way home the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor
say?"
