>A first grade teacher was relating the story of the the three little pigs to her class. She told how the first little pig knocked on the farmers door and asked the farmer if he could get some sticks to build his house with. She then asked the children "what do you think the farmer said". A boy from the back of the classroom piped up and said "holy shit, a talking pig"! It took the teacher ten minutes to compose herself before she could continue the story.
It's really nice to see something besides backbiting on the bar for a change. Thanks for the laugh.
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