Where to start? To begin with; "I got"....tisk tisk. Consider "I have". Moving on to the scattered syntax (look it up). Clearly, you meant to say that your subject was the best you have read in a long time. Sadly, you lacked the basic understanding of elemental sentence structure to communicate it.
Oh yeah, when one "gets back together" it is redundant to add "again", for obvious reasons. The word "an" is not a synonym for the word "and". The contraction for "you are" is spelled "you're", not "your".
And finally, become familiar with the following concepts, Syntactic structure, Non sequitur, Conjecture and Slander. You have crucified three of them and slid uncomfortably close to one.
PS.... Gary and I do make a great couple, don't we?
Try to find a non-idiot, have this person proof read your ad in your profile. This may well prevent the people that read it from knowing that the person that wrote it is an illiterate. (That will have to suffice as my "Good Deed" for this day) Now be a good Meat Tweaker and finish your home work.
>Hey "CableCON"!
>I got to say, that was a great piece of "CON" work I have read in a long time!
>You really are MUCH better at writing than you are at Sweep!
>You an Gary really should get back together again! Your a perfect couple! LOL
>
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Re:Hot Off the Press! 2001 - 3 rd Quarter - Black Ball List.
Member #: 6620
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
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Name:
Mike O'Conner
Name:
Mike O'Conner
Company:
Sweep Specialties
Occupation:
Sweep Tech, low voltage contractor
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