The popular belief that a celestial Jewish baby who is also his own father ,born from a virgin mother, died for three days so he could ascend to heaven on a cloud and then make you live forever only if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept him as your lord and master so he can remove an evil force from your spiritual being that is present in all humanity because an immoral woman made from a man's rib was hoodwinked by a talking reptile possessed by a malicious angel to secretly eat fruit from a magical tree.
Seems plausible
