So this lineman tells his wife he is going out to play poker with the crews. She tells him not to drink to much as they are going out with her folks the next night.
So he heads to the poker game, loses his first game, then heads to the guys bar. Starts doing assorted shots and such and runs to their bathroom as he feels sick.
He comes out of the bathroom with puke on his shirt his wife got him recently for his birthday. He tells his friend she is going to kill me as she meets me at the door when I go out with the boys.
So his friend says - I got an idea - put a ten dollar bill in your shirt pocket, and when she asks about your shirt, tell her a newbie got sick after doing shots and puked on you, but gave you $10 for the dry cleaning....
So he hands her the bill and she says " Hey this is a $ 20 " which he quickly follows up with, "Oh Yeah, he also Shit my Pants !"
