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Speeding Ticket


So this guy gets pulled over for speeding.....  So he asks his wife to roll down her window as it safer to stand on the passenger side of the car.

He says to the driver - do you know how fast you were going when I turned on my lights, and the driver says - no officer - I never speed, and his wife laughs and says - he always speeds.... so the husband says shut yoiur mouth..... and then when he comes back with the ticket to sign he notices the driver does not have his seat belt on, and says now I have to ticket you for no seatbelt.... and he tells the officer, I had it on as normal but unsnapped it in case you asked me to step out of the car officer, and then his wife laughs once again and says you never wear a seatbelt.... and he tells her to shut up once again.

So after the officer writes him a ticket for speeding and no seat belt, he leans over to the driver's wife, and says - does he always talk to you this way.... and she says no... only when he has been drinking.....

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Re: Speeding Ticket kozachok 4/10/2023 9:25:55 AM