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The Art Collector


A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.  "Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day.  Give me the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done!  My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!  You've just made my day.  Now I know I can handle the bad news.  What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

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