A very avid golfer was lined up and ready on the 17th tee when out of the
woods came a naked girl who ran past him and into the woods on the other
side of the tee.
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> Being the avid golfer he was, he once again bore down on the ball and
> right in the middle of his back swing a guy in a white coat ran out of the
> woods and asked him if a naked lady ran past.
>
> Our golfer said, "Yes, she ran into the woods".
>
> The guy in the white coat said thanks and ran after her.
>
> Our golfer again prepared to hit the ball when all of a sudden another man
> in a white coat came out of the woods carrying a 5 gallon bucket of sand
> and asked if he had seen a man in a white coat come through her chasing a
> naked lady.
>
> He said yes, they ran that way through the woods.
>
> The man said thanks and started to run off when the golfer stopped him and
> asked, "Hey, what's going on?"
>
> The guy explained, "You see, we work at a sanitarium nearby. Every now and
> then that girl gets away and, all she wants to do is get naked and make
> love."
>
> The golfer then asked, "Well, what's the bucket of sand for???"
>
> The guy in the white coat said, "Oh, that's my handicap. You see, I caught
> her the last time!!"
