When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise,
God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man... Ole Olson.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed me. Learn from him."
God turned to Ole and said, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"