Jeff had been in business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month, otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, there comes a knock on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
"Name's Stan, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00."
“Great," says Jeff. "After six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Stan is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you. Be some drinkin’."
“Not a problem," says Jeff. "After 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
"Well I get along with people. I'll be all right, and if not, I can handle myself pretty well. I'll be there. Thanks again."
"More 'n’ likely be some wild sex too."
"Now that's really not a problem," says Jeff, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months. I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"
"Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us."
