Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses... On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest came in. I said to him: "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
He replied: " You moron, you're on my side.
