their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not
afford a larger bed.
So
the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't
want to have any more kids.
the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't
want to have any more kids.
The
doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
problem but that it was expensive.
doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
problem but that it was expensive.
'A
less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), and
then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.
less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), and
then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.
'The
Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to ear is going to help
me.
Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to ear is going to help
me.
''Trust
me,' said the doctor.
me,' said the doctor.
So
the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can
up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At
which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued
counting on his other hand.
This
procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi,
parts of Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia, and …
All
of Washington , D.C. ...
of Washington , D.C. ...
After
their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not
afford a larger bed.
So
the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can
up to his ear and began to count!
"4"
"5"
At
which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued
counting on his other hand.
This
procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi,
parts of Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia, and …
their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not
afford a larger bed.
So
the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't
want to have any more kids.
the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't
want to have any more kids.
The
doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
problem but that it was expensive.
doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
problem but that it was expensive.
'A
less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), and
then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.
less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), and
then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.
'The
Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to ear is going to help
me.
Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to ear is going to help
me.
''Trust
me,' said the doctor.
me,' said the doctor.
So
the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can
up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At
which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued
counting on his other hand.
This
procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi,
parts of Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia, and …
All
of Washington , D.C. ...
of Washington , D.C. ...
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