'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.' *
* And So The Christmas Season Begins...
Three Men at the Pearly Gates
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