Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. Naturally his wife was extremely pissed off. She told him “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds, and it better be there.”
The next morning she got up and looked out the window to see a beautifully giftwrapped box in the driveway. Excitedly she ran down stairs and out into the driveway. Carefully she unwrapped the box as women often do.
She opened the box and found.................................. a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since last Friday.
If you see him please tell him it’s still not safe to go home yet.
