A cardiologist died and was given a elaborit funeral.
A hugh heart covered in flowers stood behinde the casket during the service.
After the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart closed, sealing the doctor in a beautiful heart forever.
At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes were on him he said "I'm sorry,... I ....was just thinking of my own.... funeral." I'm... a... gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.