A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
>>>> She says, 'Hello.'
>>>>
>>>> He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
>>>> To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
>>>> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
>>>> So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the
>>>> pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
>>>> She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
I Think Your the Father
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