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The Bolnde and the Lord

 > A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.
> >
> > She'd seen many books on the subject,
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> > and finally getting all the necessary tools together,
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> > she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
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> > Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
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> > "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
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> > Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
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> > poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.
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> > Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
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> > "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
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> > The blonde, now worried, moved away,
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> > clear down to the opposite end of the ice.
> >
> > She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
> >
> > The voice came once more,
> > "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
> >
> > She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
> >
> > "IS THAT YOU LORD?"
> >
> > The voice replied,
> >
> > "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK!! 

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