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You're Not Going to Die

  
 > A 67 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.. > > > While on the operating table she had a near death experience.  Seeing God  > she asked "Is my time up?" > > God said, "No, you have another 30 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." > > Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a  > face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. > > She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her  > teeth! > > Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well  > make the most of it. > > After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. > > > While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. > > Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another  > 30 years?  Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" > > God replied: "I didn't recognize you." 














































    





    

        
    




    

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