He grabbed a cold beer, sat at a table, and then took a look around the bar. He immediately noticed a one-legged guy sitting over at a corner table, masturbating without a care in the world.
The tourist turned to Budda, the bartender and said, “What sort of country is this? A few kilometers back down the road there was this guy having sex with a kangaroo and now that guy in the corner is masturbating in full view of everyone."
