-> Three dogs
> were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's, when they struck
> up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow
> Labrador and said "So, why are you here?"
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> The yellow Lab
> replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything.... the sofa, the
> curtains, the cat and the kids. But the final straw was last
> night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's
> bed."
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> The black Lab
> said, "So what's the vet going to do?"
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> "Gonna cut my
> nuts off" came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll
> calm me down."
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> The Yellow Lab
> then turned to the Black Lab and asked "So, why are you
> here?"
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> The Black Lab
> said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
> trees. I dig just for the hell of it.
>
>
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> When I'm
> inside, I dig up the carpets, but I went over the line last
> night, when I dug a great big hole in my owners'
> couch."
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> "So what are
> they going to do to you ?" the Yellow Lab
> enquired.
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> "Looks like
> I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab
> said.
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> The Black Lab
> then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you
> here?"
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> "I'm a
> humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
> cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts; I want to hump everything
> I see.
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>
>
> Yesterday my
> owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry
> her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back
> and started hammering away."
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> The Black and
> the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's nuts
> off for you too, huh?"
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> The Great Dane
> said, "No. Apparently I'm here to get my nails
> clipped!"
>
Three Dogs
Member #: 61573
Registered: 9/2/2008
Posted:
7392
Name:
jerry
Company:
Unemployed
Occupation:
none
Location:
USA
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