hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf,
so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I
just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00AM tee
time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already...I don't have time
to wait for the anesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought to himself, "Well, well, at last a golfer
with real balls!!"
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his WIFE and said, "Open your mouth honey, and
show the doctor.?
