Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
From the time our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?
Dear Clueless:
You're running for President of the United States.