Lady came up to my door the other day and ask "Have you found Jesus" I looked at her, turned around and said 'Hey Jesus, some white chick is over here asking for you again" He stopped mowing the lawn and came right over.
Never argue with idiots, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
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