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A Priest, a Doctor and a Fighter Pilot


 A priest, a doctor, and a fighter pilot were waiting one morning for a
> particularly slow group of golfers. The fighter pilot fumed, "What's with
> those guys?  We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
>
> The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
>
> The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."
>
> He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're
> rather slow, aren't they?"
>
> The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They
> lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always
> let them play for free anytime."
>
> The group fell silent for a moment.
>
> The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for
> them tonight."
>
> The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
> colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
>
> The fighter pilot said, "Why can't they play at night?"

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Re: A Priest, a Doctor and a Fighter Pilot Lightmaster 2/10/2015 7:44:46 PM