My wife and I went to the State Fair the other day.
One of the first exhibits we went to were the breeding bulls.
We went to the first pen and there was a sign that said "THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR".
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs smiled and said Wow 50 times in a year.
We continued walking and got to another pen and this one had a sign saying "THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR" My wife gives me a healthy jab in the ribs and says WOW! 150 times! Thats more than twice a week! You could learn something from him.
Rubbing my ribs we continued on and came to another pen. The sign on this one said "THIS BULL MATED OVER 365 TIMES LAST YEAR" This time my wife jabbed me so hard in the ribs I thought she broke one. She said WOW!!! over 365 times, that's better than once a day! You could REALLY learn something from this one.
After I got my wind back from the last jab, I looked at her and said, "Honey, why don't you go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow."
My condition has been up graded from critical to stable, and I am expected to eventually make a full recovery.
State Fairs Can Be Dangerous
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Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
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Name:
John
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County Gov
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Fiber Design, Construction, Maintenance
Location:
Washington DC
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