--> > > Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
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> > > found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.
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> > > Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every
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> > > buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden, POOF!!
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> > > In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
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> > > She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
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> > > those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
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> > > butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still, you won't
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> > > have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact,
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> > > you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!'
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> > > Then POOF!... She was gone!
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> > > After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where
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> > > are you?'
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> > > Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'
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> > > Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred!' FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!'
Golf and the Buttercups
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Registered: 9/2/2008
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Name:
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