-A man walks out into the street and immediately catches a taxi passing by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing! You're just like Morris!"
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Morris 'Moshe' Feldman! He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Moshe Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "Well, I'm sure there are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "'Oh no, not Moshe Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the Pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. Amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Moshe Feldman, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then.'
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. He really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - oh yes, the perfect man!"
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Never met him. He died and I married his fucking wife!"
Morris Feldman
Member #: 61573
Registered: 9/2/2008
Posted:
7392
Name:
jerry
Company:
Unemployed
Occupation:
none
Location:
USA
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