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Drinking With a Texas Girl

 

 

 

Drinking with a TEXAS Girl

 


A  Mexican, an Arab,

and a TEXAS  girl are


in the same bar.  
When the  Mexican


finishes his beer,


he throws his glass


in the air, pulls out


his pistol, and shoots


the glass  to pieces.


He says, 'In Mexico ,


our glasses are so


cheap we don't  need


to drink with the same one twice.'


The  Arab, obviously


impressed by this,


drinks non-alcohol beer


(cuz he's a muslim!),


throws it into the


air, pulls out his


AK-47, and shoots


the glass to pieces.


He says, 'In the


Arab World, we have


so much sand to make


glasses that we don't


need to drink with


the same one twice either.'


The TEXAS  girl,


cool as a cucumber,


picks up her beer,


downs it in one gulp, 


throws the glass into


the air, whips out her


45, and shoots the 


Mexican and the Arab.


Catching her glass,


setting it on the bar, and  calling for a refill,


she says, 
 
'In TEXAS we have so many

illegal aliens that 
we don't have to

drink with the same ones twice.'  

 

God Bless TEXAS



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Re: Drinking With a Texas Girl Lightmaster 7/24/2014 1:32:53 PM
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