A new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve a
retiring colonel.
After welcoming his replacement, and showing the courtesies (gin
and tonic, cucumber sandwiches)
that protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said, "You must meet
Captain Smithers, my right-hand man.
God, he's really the strength of this office. His talent is
simply boundless."
Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was
surprised to meet a toothless,
hairless, scabbed, and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a
particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall.
"Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself." "Well, sir,
I graduated with honours from Sandhurst,
joined the regiment, and won the Military Cross and Bar after
three expeditions behind enemy lines. I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight
boxing division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of. . . "
Here the colonel interrupted, "Yes, yes; never mind that,
Smithers. The CO can find all that in your personnel file.
Tell him about the day you called the witch doctor a
mother-fucker."
A new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve a
retiring colonel.
After welcoming his replacement, and showing the courtesies (gin
and tonic, cucumber sandwiches)
that protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said, "You must meet
Captain Smithers, my right-hand man.
God, he's really the strength of this office. His talent is
simply boundless."
Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was
surprised to meet a toothless,
hairless, scabbed, and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a
particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall.
"Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself." "Well, sir,
I graduated with honours from Sandhurst,
joined the regiment, and won the Military Cross and Bar after
three expeditions behind enemy lines. I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight
boxing division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of. . . "
Here the colonel interrupted, "Yes, yes; never mind that,
Smithers. The CO can find all that in your personnel file.
Tell him about the day you called the witch doctor a
mother-fucker."
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