A Californian and an Arizonian were Elk hunting in the
"You can't do that!" cried the Californian.
"It's legal here in
Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some beer from Wal-Mart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and while he's making room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away. The Californian draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him. As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in
"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait
