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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, but it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80, and the girls get $20," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
 
"The girls get $80, and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.
 


"I'd like her," he said.  
 
"I'm sure you do, sir," said the Madam.
 
Then, she gestured to a 98-year old woman in the corner,
 
"but Ethel, here, has 79 years seniority and, according to union rules, she's next!"

If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking.
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Re: The Hookers Union LocoDawg 5/15/2014 8:45:17 PM
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