CABL Forum - A Dog on a Plane

A man had just boarded and settled into his seat next
to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the
aisle seat and put his Black Labrador in the middle seat
next to the man.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked
why the dog was allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs
Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing
dog'.

'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to
work.'

The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman
said, 'Watch this.'

He told Sniffer to 'Search'.

Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally
sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's
arm.

The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned
to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana,
I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when
we land.

'Gee, that's pretty good, ' replied the
first man.

Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.

The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds,
returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on
the agent's arm.

The Policeman said, 'Two paws mean that man is carrying
cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number
for the police.'

'I like it!' said his seat mate.

The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'Search' again.

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while,
sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent,
jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over
the place.

The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and
couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would
behave like that.

So he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on?'

The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just
found a bomb.'

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A Dog on a Plane