3 Couples decide to play a round of golf.. The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends
over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and
reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, Woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?',
Ole demanded. Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money
to afford any.' The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy
yourself some underwear.' Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too,
is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman!
You've no knickers. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you
give me.' Patrick reaches into his pocket and says
, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy
yourself some underwear!' Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also
takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is
naked under it. 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where
ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains,
'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
any.' The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well,
fer the love 'o, decency, here's a comb.....
Tidy yerself up a bit.
Windy Day
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