· A guy traveling through
· Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
· "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.
· "Sure, Buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
· "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt & George Bush on the other."
· "This I gotta see," replied the agent.
· With that, the guy dropped his pants & showed the agent his behind.
· "By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to
· "Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from
· The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle.”
