Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer
hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and
fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter
said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to
confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup,
he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over
and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley .'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had
two ass-holes.'
'What! He had two ass-holes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's Stanley with
them two ass-holes.'
Cooter and Gomer are both now employed by the Obama administration as
planning, development, and strategy consultants.
