I would never ask your permission for anything. It just seems to piss you off that people are reading it. If you think you can tell people what they can and cannot read then you really need to get over yourself. Everything you just mentioned can be found in any history book. Do they piss you off too, or is it just the Bible?
PS. There are approximately 2500 prophecies in the Bible. About 2000 of them have been fulfilled to the letter-no errors. There are over 100 scientific facts foretold in the Bible and all have turned out to be true. And you say it's fiction?